I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I need a hoe opinion
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