If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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