I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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