I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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