how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
