Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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