i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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