return my video game
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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