I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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