Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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