He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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