what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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