Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
this is an emotional support booty call
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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