To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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