and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
what the fuck is wrong with you
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