You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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