Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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