I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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