? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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