You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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