we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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