Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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