If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
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I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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