i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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