i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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