Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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