I just made out with a guy for $7.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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