yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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