Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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