They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he was CRYING into my vagina
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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