can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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