I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
