he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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