your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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