all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
