i don't plan on having that self control this summer
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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