Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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