is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need moral support for this bender
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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