dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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