it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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