Those balls look pretty dangerous.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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