she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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