this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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