Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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