Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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