Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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