Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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