Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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