pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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