"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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