after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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