i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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