He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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