well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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