Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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