sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I am mentally ready for anal.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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