I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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